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Old 07-30-2008, 03:03 PM
Roxi
Age: 18
United States
Contributor: Resident
Default a laugh 4 woman n a warning 4 a man!

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month
when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life
into his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a
driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or
significant other!!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: What did I do wrong?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Shoul! d you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.

12 Things PMS Stands For:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. People Make me Sick
5. Provide Me with Sweets
6. Pardon My Sobbing
7. Pimples May Surface
8. Pass My Sweat pants
9. moody Mood Syndrome
10. Plainly; Men Suck
11. . Pack My Stuff......
..And my favorite one..
12 Potential Murder Suspect




Pass this onto all of your hormonal friends and those who
might need a ! good laugh! Or men who need a warning! And remember: Money
talks...but chocolate sings.
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Old 10-06-2008, 05:47 PM
Mindy
Age: 33
Fort Lauderdale, FL
Contributor: Intern
Default Re: a laugh 4 woman n a warning 4 a man!

Wine and chocolate is a really good answer to pretty much anything!
Mindy
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Old 10-07-2008, 05:04 PM
Michelle
Age: 34
Canada
Contributor: Chief Resident
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I agree Can't go wrong with wine and chocolate!
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Old 10-22-2008, 09:24 AM
Meryet
Age: 26
Ely, MO
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LOL! That is really funny!
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