Riddles
1) Forward I'm heavy, backwards I'm not. What am I?my butt

2) An archeologist claims he found some gold coins dated 46 B.C. Do you believe him? sure

3) How many birthdays does the average man have? 78

4) If you had one match and entered a room in which there were a kerosene lamp, an oil burner, and a wood burning stove, which would you light first? wood burning stove

5) A clerk in a butcher's shop is five foot ten. What does he weigh? no clue

Riddles
1) Forward I'm heavy, backwards I'm not. What am I? \A:TON

2) An archeologist claims he found some gold coins dated 46 B.C. Do you believe him?
\A:

I don't. In 46 B.C., they wouldn't have known how many years before Christ it was.

3) How many birthdays does the average man have? \A:ONE

4) If you had one match and entered a room in which there were a kerosene lamp, an oil burner, and a wood burning stove, which would you light first? \A:The Match

5) A clerk in a butcher's shop is five foot ten. What does he weigh? \A:MEAT

Nice Sissy!!!

I don't get why the average man only has one b-day.

What ever the day is that is his only birthday! Like Stan's is March 15 it can't be any other day but that day!

Evolution Update!!!!!

The cartoonist's wife left him the next day.

Originally Posted by Sissy

What ever the day is that is his only birthday! Like Stan's is March 15 it can't be any other day but that day!

Oh!!! Duh??? slow :O)

Originally Posted by Tasha

Oh!!! Duh??? slow :O)

I know the feeling. I posted the ones I couldn't get, or I had wrong when I guessed. LOL