Ok, let's hear them!!!

Time to post your Christmas Songs!!!


I'll get the roster up soon!!!

"Oh sporty bra, oh sporty bra,
You keep my girls from hitting my jaw,
You are so tight, I cannot breathe,
You are so firm, no jiggles to see.
Oh sporty bra, oh sporty bra,
I was could breathe, I would be in awe!!
Sung to the tune of "Oh Tannenbaum"

There's mine!!
I hope to come up with more!

(to the tune of o christmas tree)

O SKINNY PANTS

O SKINNY PANTS
O SKINNY PANTS
HOW I LONG TO WEAR THEE

O SKINNY PANTS
O SKINNY PANTS
HOW I WISH I WAS TINY

ALL ALONG YOU JUST HANG
KNOWING HOW FOOD IS TO BLAME

O SKINNY PANTS
O SKINNY PANTS

HOW I LONG TO WEAR THEE!!!!!

i am not good in making up sons in english. Not even in my own Dutch lol. but i will read them and see if i can work on it.

Wogging thru the neighborhood,
Around the blocks I go,
Boy this feels so good,
I think I'll do some mo!

Sweats run done my chin,
It's dripping on the ground,
Oh just another step or 2,
And I can turn around. Hey!

Sweat and groan,
Sweat and groan,
Hope I lose some weight,
Oh what fun it is to wog,
It's got me feeling great!

Sweat and groan,
Sweat and groan,
Hope I lose some weight,
Oh what fun it is to wog,
It's got me feeling GREAT!!!

I posted this somewhere already, but I can't remember where...so here it is again. Kama, ANNIE and Dee, you are so good. Really getting into the spirit of Christmas. I will never hear those particular Christmas songs again without thinking your versions.

The Christmas Sports Bra
(to the tune of 'Jingle Bells')

Dashing down the lane
There will be no more pain,
No more sudden stops
Caused by booby flops.

I got a brand new bra
The kind that holds you snug.
Keeps the girls in place
And no dang straps to tug.

Oh,Jiggle Boobs
Jiggle Boobs
Jiggle all the way
Oh what fun it is to run
With you safely tucked away.

There's another version for guys re: athletic supporters and jiggle ba... well, that's for another post.

OMG, these are great!! LOL LOL!!

Originally Posted by 12113

(to the tune of o christmas tree)

O SKINNY PANTS

O SKINNY PANTS
O SKINNY PANTS
HOW I LONG TO WEAR THEE

O SKINNY PANTS
O SKINNY PANTS
HOW I WISH I WAS TINY

ALL ALONG YOU JUST HANG
KNOWING HOW FOOD IS TO BLAME

O SKINNY PANTS
O SKINNY PANTS

HOW I LONG TO WEAR THEE!!!!!

Hehe!!

Originally Posted by 16242

i am not good in making up sons in english. Not even in my own Dutch lol. but i will read them and see if i can work on it.

Just have fun with it~!

Originally Posted by 13660

Wogging thru the neighborhood,
Around the blocks I go,
Boy this feels so good,
I think I'll do some mo!

Sweats run done my chin,
It's dripping on the ground,
Oh just another step or 2,
And I can turn around. Hey!

Sweat and groan,
Sweat and groan,
Hope I lose some weight,
Oh what fun it is to wog,
It's got me feeling great!

Sweat and groan,
Sweat and groan,
Hope I lose some weight,
Oh what fun it is to wog,
It's got me feeling GREAT!!!

Tee hee!