Originally Posted by 15688

Love this!

Originally Posted by 16242

Lmao!! wonder how many calories we burn typing???

i want to join if its not to late
i want to be 129 by 2009 starting weight 155 that would be 26 pounds

have a silly wednesday everyone. just a couple more before weigh in. good luck

Twas The Month After Christmas

Twas the month after Christmas and all through the house
Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse.

The cookies I'd nibbled, the eggnog I'd taste.
All the holiday parties had gone to my waist.

When I got on the scales there arose such a number!
When I walked to the store (less a walk than a lumber).

I'd remember the marvelous meals I'd prepared;
The gravies and sauces and beef nicely rared,

The wine and the rum balls, the bread and the cheese
And the way I'd never said, "No thank you, please."

As I dressed myself in my husband's old shirt
And prepared once again to do battle with dirt---

I said to myself, as I only can
"You can't spend a winter disguised as a man!"

So--away with the last of the sour cream dip,
Get rid of the fruit cake, every cracker and chip

Every last bit of food that I like must be banished
Till all the additional ounces have vanished.

I won't have a cookie--not even a lick.
I'll want only to chew on a long celery stick.

I won't have hot biscuits, or corn bread, or pie,
I'll munch on a carrot and quietly cry.

I'm hungry, I'm lonesome, and life is a bore---
But isn't that what January is for?

Unable to giggle, no longer a riot.
Happy New Year to all and to all a good diet!

Author Unknown

THOUGHT YOU MIGHT ENJOY ! HOPE YOU ALL ARE HAVING AN AWESOMELY WONDERFUL DAY! LETS STAY FOCUSED AND STAY ACTIVE....(IN THE FORUMS..AND IN OUR LIVES...WE NEED EACHOTHER!) LETS DO THIS TOGETHER!

MERRYCHRISTMAS!

AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Originally Posted by 13039

Twas The Month After Christmas

Twas the month after Christmas and all through the house
Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse.

The cookies I'd nibbled, the eggnog I'd taste.
All the holiday parties had gone to my waist.

When I got on the scales there arose such a number!
When I walked to the store (less a walk than a lumber).

I'd remember the marvelous meals I'd prepared;
The gravies and sauces and beef nicely rared,

The wine and the rum balls, the bread and the cheese
And the way I'd never said, "No thank you, please."

As I dressed myself in my husband's old shirt
And prepared once again to do battle with dirt---

I said to myself, as I only can
"You can't spend a winter disguised as a man!"

So--away with the last of the sour cream dip,
Get rid of the fruit cake, every cracker and chip

Every last bit of food that I like must be banished
Till all the additional ounces have vanished.

I won't have a cookie--not even a lick.
I'll want only to chew on a long celery stick.

I won't have hot biscuits, or corn bread, or pie,
I'll munch on a carrot and quietly cry.

I'm hungry, I'm lonesome, and life is a bore---
But isn't that what January is for?

Unable to giggle, no longer a riot.
Happy New Year to all and to all a good diet!

Author Unknown

THOUGHT YOU MIGHT ENJOY ! HOPE YOU ALL ARE HAVING AN AWESOMELY WONDERFUL DAY! LETS STAY FOCUSED AND STAY ACTIVE....(IN THE FORUMS..AND IN OUR LIVES...WE NEED EACHOTHER!) LETS DO THIS TOGETHER!

MERRYCHRISTMAS!

AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!

This is good!

I love this group. You guys are hilarious. I love the slogans too.

I need to change my goal to 139 by 2009.

April, I love the poem. It's sooo cute.

Have a happy hump day everyone.