1. Wear a slinky and elegant strappy dress (I have not worn a sleeveless garment in public since I was 13!)

2. Be able to actually run around and play WITH my children instead of standing on the sidelines supervising, watching and cheering them on!

3. See the look on my ex-husband's face!

4. Buy heaps of exciting new lingerie

5. Go swimming in public (beach, pools etc)